i'm trying to update more frequently because i know yiuhei is bored and he spies on me a lot.
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today at work, val & I were chatting about how our parents lose their sense of logic as they grow older.

here are some of the scenarios.

val's mum calls her home and says

girl ah, where are you?

okay. er. if u don't get the joke or illogical-ness of that. then i'll tell u
she called HOME, and asked where are you. ._____.

OKAYYYYY

here's another funny one from my mummy.

jo, you know tomorrow we going to genting?

erm.. okay. i don't know, but don't you think I WOULD AT LEAST REMEMBER I'M GOING ON A TRIP?! omg. my mummy thinks i'm 70. i'm sad!

and yet another funny one from phoebe's mum (as told to me by val)
apparently, phoebe's mum called home and said:

mum: hello phoebe, remember to close the windows, its raining
phoebe: ok

mum: and where are you now?
phoebe: .... AT HOME LAH. U CALLED HOME LEH.

mum: remember to close the window ok
phoebe: you think i stupid ah, u told me just now already!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. sorry ah. it's just funny. why all mothers like that one.

okok. ANOTHER one from my stepmum
calling from whereever she is to home:

mum: hello jo, u reach home already?
jo: no, i have a secret phone that is tapped to this one.

mum: huh
jo: NO LAH. OF COURSE I'M HOME OR ELSE WHO PICK UP
(at this point of time, my face -> =.=)

what weirdness man. lol.

ANOTHER ONE. from my dad.
i flew to hongkong with my mum some years back.
then he himself told me to switch off the phone while on the plane.

my flight time: around afternoon-ish
he called: around evening-ish

dad: hello jo, u reach hongkong already?
jo: ....it's been 6 hours daddy, of course reach already lah, or else my phone won't be on

OH OH. ANOTHERANOTHER ONE. from daddy dearest and his ridiculousness

jo, u reach malaysia safely?

oh my god. if i didn't reach safely, do you think i can pick up your call.
lol my dad cares for me in really weird ways man.

AND LASTLY. HERE'S ONE THAT I INHERITED FROM MY MUM.

me: hello? u wake up already ah?

come to think of it. WHY I BOTHER TO ASK? HAHAHAHAHA
obviously people wake up already den pick up the call or else. what? sleeptalk?

oh man. i'll slap myself if i say stupid things again. HAHAHAHHAHAAH

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okok. and here's another funny topic we chatted about

PARENTS, UNCLE, AUNTIES ENGLISH NAMES.

val's dad: JIMMY.

i don't know. but it's really funny, then like everytime she tells me her dad's name is Jimmy i just wanna laugh. den we both burst out laughing.

phoebe's dad: ALWIN

dunno if it was auwin or alwin
BUT IT'S ALL FUNNY ANYWAYS! hahahahah! what is this phoebe?! pirated copy of Alvin!

my driving instructor: ROGER

i like my driving instructor but his name is really... HEHEHAHAHA. roger that!
omg. that is so idiotic

my uncle: BILLY

heeheeeeehee. when val heard this she was like how come sound like Billy goat. LOL! my uncle looks like one, HE'S A HANDSOME GOAT OK. no really.

my grandma: Lily

u know what's the funny part or not. my grandma's surname: Lee
so. she's like LILY LEE
li li li? like tongue twister

my uncle's brother: ALBERT
and albert rhymes with: ROBERT

i instantly think of big bird and sesame street okay. i dont know why.

my stepmum's name: ROSE

i think the funny part is that her name is so random. like law rose pin.
so random! but names are supposed to be like that right?

other funny random names:

-PATRICK
-SUSAN
-LUCY
-MARTIN

ok. patrick just reminds me of a pink starfish with a funny voice,
susan sounds like the friendly fishmonger auntie at the market,
lucy reminds me of snoopy and
martin = martin the mole

because i play a lot of ragnarok in the past and all the moles were named Martin.
so like yeah.

HEEHEEHEE. still not done with the bitching.

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at the gym today, while i was treadmilling, the channel U korean drama was on

it's called Precious Family

i swear everytime i watch the show, it just gives me weird impressions of korean actors.

here's the cast. and i think. they are weirdly matched.

she likes

okay lah. if i'm him i also will sad.

he probably likes

Labels: family, funny

i'm trying to update more frequently because i know yiuhei is bored and he spies on me a lot.
--

today at work, val & I were chatting about how our parents lose their sense of logic as they grow older.

here are some of the scenarios.

val's mum calls her home and says

girl ah, where are you?

okay. er. if u don't get the joke or illogical-ness of that. then i'll tell u
she called HOME, and asked where are you. ._____.

OKAYYYYY

here's another funny one from my mummy.

jo, you know tomorrow we going to genting?

erm.. okay. i don't know, but don't you think I WOULD AT LEAST REMEMBER I'M GOING ON A TRIP?! omg. my mummy thinks i'm 70. i'm sad!

and yet another funny one from phoebe's mum (as told to me by val)
apparently, phoebe's mum called home and said:

mum: hello phoebe, remember to close the windows, its raining
phoebe: ok

mum: and where are you now?
phoebe: .... AT HOME LAH. U CALLED HOME LEH.

mum: remember to close the window ok
phoebe: you think i stupid ah, u told me just now already!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. sorry ah. it's just funny. why all mothers like that one.

okok. ANOTHER one from my stepmum
calling from whereever she is to home:

mum: hello jo, u reach home already?
jo: no, i have a secret phone that is tapped to this one.

mum: huh
jo: NO LAH. OF COURSE I'M HOME OR ELSE WHO PICK UP
(at this point of time, my face -> =.=)

what weirdness man. lol.

ANOTHER ONE. from my dad.
i flew to hongkong with my mum some years back.
then he himself told me to switch off the phone while on the plane.

my flight time: around afternoon-ish
he called: around evening-ish

dad: hello jo, u reach hongkong already?
jo: ....it's been 6 hours daddy, of course reach already lah, or else my phone won't be on

OH OH. ANOTHERANOTHER ONE. from daddy dearest and his ridiculousness

jo, u reach malaysia safely?

oh my god. if i didn't reach safely, do you think i can pick up your call.
lol my dad cares for me in really weird ways man.

AND LASTLY. HERE'S ONE THAT I INHERITED FROM MY MUM.

me: hello? u wake up already ah?

come to think of it. WHY I BOTHER TO ASK? HAHAHAHAHA
obviously people wake up already den pick up the call or else. what? sleeptalk?

oh man. i'll slap myself if i say stupid things again. HAHAHAHHAHAAH

---

okok. and here's another funny topic we chatted about

PARENTS, UNCLE, AUNTIES ENGLISH NAMES.

val's dad: JIMMY.

i don't know. but it's really funny, then like everytime she tells me her dad's name is Jimmy i just wanna laugh. den we both burst out laughing.

phoebe's dad: ALWIN

dunno if it was auwin or alwin
BUT IT'S ALL FUNNY ANYWAYS! hahahahah! what is this phoebe?! pirated copy of Alvin!

my driving instructor: ROGER

i like my driving instructor but his name is really... HEHEHAHAHA. roger that!
omg. that is so idiotic

my uncle: BILLY

heeheeeeehee. when val heard this she was like how come sound like Billy goat. LOL! my uncle looks like one, HE'S A HANDSOME GOAT OK. no really.

my grandma: Lily

u know what's the funny part or not. my grandma's surname: Lee
so. she's like LILY LEE
li li li? like tongue twister

my uncle's brother: ALBERT
and albert rhymes with: ROBERT

i instantly think of big bird and sesame street okay. i dont know why.

my stepmum's name: ROSE

i think the funny part is that her name is so random. like law rose pin.
so random! but names are supposed to be like that right?

other funny random names:

-PATRICK
-SUSAN
-LUCY
-MARTIN

ok. patrick just reminds me of a pink starfish with a funny voice,
susan sounds like the friendly fishmonger auntie at the market,
lucy reminds me of snoopy and
martin = martin the mole

because i play a lot of ragnarok in the past and all the moles were named Martin.
so like yeah.

HEEHEEHEE. still not done with the bitching.

---

at the gym today, while i was treadmilling, the channel U korean drama was on

it's called Precious Family

i swear everytime i watch the show, it just gives me weird impressions of korean actors.

here's the cast. and i think. they are weirdly matched.

she likes

okay lah. if i'm him i also will sad.

he probably likes

Labels: family, funny