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20 and girly. 
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Thursday, April 23, 2009 | 3:47 PM
From family guy Peter: Michael was one of our brothers, he was a good man, he was a kind man, he was a fat man. Man 1: And now he's a dead man, and we're all next. The fat guy strangler's gonna get us. Man 2: He's right! Man 3: Oh my God! Man 4: We're finished! Man 5: Can someone tie my shoe? Peter: People, people. I know what will make us feel better. Let us sing the NAAFP anthem. Everyone: Stand up all fat men Stand up straight Stand up because no chair can hold your weight If God created us to be so big That's proof He must be a big fat pig God's really flabby with an ass so wide His arms look like pillows with cake mix inside God's man boobs are flabby and they hurt when he jogs And the back of God's neck looks like a pack of hot dogs ohmygod its so funny, no, not because of its ahem, religious stuff. Its cause of how people can sing about funny shizz in such a serious/nice/melodious tone. WHICH REMINDS ME, of the youtube vid yiuhei showed me about this guy singing about a girl picking her nose in the car. WATCH IT. below. "I Think I Like You" - David Choi I saw her picking her nose in the car next to me she thinks I didn't see but I clearly saw her I saw her picking her nose like no one was there that's the kind of girl I want a girl who doesn't care two fingers up there is better than one If I could help you pick your nose then I think I found the one I think I like you I think I like you....a lot oh you're so cute the way those fingers move I think I like you....a lot She start a driving I follow her she rolls down her window are you my soul-mate, sir? Then I show her my fingers moldy green with crust she sees that I'm aged perfection I park, she picks me up So later that night, we end up covered in beautiful, beautiful, shtuff boy ain't life good I think I'm in love |